PinnedEmma ClarkeinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m Your New $30 Houseplant and This is Why I Must DieI am not just a houseplant, I am a martyr.·3 min read·Jan 1, 2021--11--11
PinnedEmma ClarkeinJane Austen’s WastebasketA British Defence Of Passive-Aggression Over Aggressive-AggressionPost-its are better than punches.·3 min read·Dec 5, 2020--13--13
Emma ClarkeinThe HavenCoronavirus family fed up of talking about their one viral hit.You know when you’re just jamming in some pangolin and you come up with something really catchy?·3 min read·Feb 24, 2021----
Emma ClarkeinSlackjawBuy Our Miracle Weight Loss Product That Is Absolutely Not A Tapeworm!Results 100% guaranteed.·3 min read·Jan 25, 2021--4--4
Emma ClarkeinThe HavenI got the vaccine and my 5G signal isn’t even a little bit better.Frankly, I’m disappointed.·3 min read·Jan 11, 2021--7--7
Emma ClarkeinThe HavenWilly Wonka Ruined My LifeOne girl spills the tea on an infamous confectionery tycoon·4 min read·Dec 19, 2020--5--5
Emma ClarkeinILLUMINATIONThree Easy Lessons For Becoming Sex On (Eight) Legs.Practical advice for getting down and dirty, octopus style.·5 min read·Dec 8, 2020--2--2
Emma ClarkeHow Embracing the Cold Can Energise Your MorningsThe surprising science of cold exposure·8 min read·Nov 27, 2020--1--1
Emma ClarkeWhat is it like to taste sound? Inside the mind of a synaesthete.Imagine that you are relaxing in your living room when you hear your dog bark. Before you know it, your mouth is filled with the taste and…·7 min read·Oct 22, 2020--1--1
Emma ClarkeCracking the sugar code: the secret language cells use.When it comes to communicating the fundamentals of life, DNA gets all the credit. Almost everyone is familiar with the distinctive double…·6 min read·Jun 8, 2019----