PinnedEmma ClarkeinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m Your New $30 Houseplant and This is Why I Must DieI am not just a houseplant, I am a martyr.Jan 1, 202111Jan 1, 202111
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Emma ClarkeinThe HavenCoronavirus family fed up of talking about their one viral hit.You know when you’re just jamming in some pangolin and you come up with something really catchy?Feb 24, 2021Feb 24, 2021
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Emma ClarkeinThe HavenI got the vaccine and my 5G signal isn’t even a little bit better.Frankly, I’m disappointed.Jan 11, 20217Jan 11, 20217
Emma ClarkeinThe HavenWilly Wonka Ruined My LifeOne girl spills the tea on an infamous confectionery tycoonDec 19, 20205Dec 19, 20205
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Emma ClarkeHow Embracing the Cold Can Energise Your MorningsThe surprising science of cold exposureNov 27, 20201Nov 27, 20201
Emma ClarkeWhat is it like to taste sound? Inside the mind of a synaesthete.Imagine that you are relaxing in your living room when you hear your dog bark. Before you know it, your mouth is filled with the taste and…Oct 22, 20201Oct 22, 20201
Emma ClarkeCracking the sugar code: the secret language cells use.When it comes to communicating the fundamentals of life, DNA gets all the credit. Almost everyone is familiar with the distinctive double…Jun 8, 2019Jun 8, 2019
